can buy you either
1. A perfectly pure jersey cow from Arethusa Farm Dairy in Connecticut

or
2. An online clearinghouse of resources for beginning farmers
http://weblogs.nal.usda.gov/infofarm/
Yes, Farm Bureau and USDA have begun to build the ultimate portal for beginning farmers. Its something we've needed for quite a long time now and I'm sure glad its Uncle Sam who's making it happen instead of some kind of Agribusiness funded dealio.
SO hip hip hurray, and go check in on their progress.